tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

  • Boy: "I love you."
  • Me: "I love you too."
  • Boy: "How much?"
  • Me: "A lot."
  • Boy: "More than your favourite band?"
  • Me: "Know your limits, bro."

”I am the lost princess, aren’t I?” 

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

playstvti0n:

I laughed way too much at this

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basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”