Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
- Boy: "I love you."
- Me: "I love you too."
- Boy: "How much?"
- Me: "A lot."
- Boy: "More than your favourite band?"
- Me: "Know your limits, bro."
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s